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thought last season’s all-orange ensembles were bad?

yesterday, my friend robin and i escaped the 8th floor for the Smithsonian Castle garden. lunching under the trees, detoxing from ptydepe, discussing weekend plans — it was great. suddenly, from around the corner walked the ultimate “what not to wear” spokesman.

although his name badge was still dangling from his khakis, this guy was feeling footloose and fancy free. sunglasses, thin hair blowing in the breeze, sauntering through the gardens past several groups of puzzled ladies — at first, he looked kind of silly but pretty normal.

then he got closer. and it was plain to see that his yellow seersucker shirt was unbuttoned from neck to navel, allowing for a full frontal view of belly, wizened chest hair, and whatever else may be cohabitating on his torso. but he was unashamed and all about the breeze, just letting it waft and billow into the seersucker.

these are your public servants, my friends.

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